Three Things to Ponder: By Clay C. Rowe

Three Things to Ponder:
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments

C O W S
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery," and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians...It creates a hostile work environment.

2 comments:

Joshua said...

Clay sent this to me.... he said "I'll have to come up with something half-way intelligent before I post."
I told him too late...
the 'Three things to Ponder' was already up....
Sorry Clay you'll just have to wait for devine inspiration next time... much love Joshua

Clay Rowe said...

For the sake of plagaristic concerns, the posted info was not made up by me but was an "amusement" email that I had received and had passed on.......